TRUMP COMING TO CHICAGO FOR GOLF WHILE STORM VICTIMS NEED HELP... AND NOW THEY GOT ECSTASY PILLS SHAPED LIKE HIS HEAD?! 😭⛳💊

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Baby, somebody come get me because THE NEWS HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED WRITING ITS OWN DAMN JOKES.

President Donald Trump says he's coming to the Chicago area in September for the Presidents Cup at Medinah Country Club, where he'll serve as honorary chairman. The tournament runs September 24 through 27. To be fair, having the sitting president serve as honorary chairman is a Presidents Cup tradition that has included presidents from both parties.

BUT LADY RED HAS A QUESTION.

YOU COMING TO CHICAGO FOR WHAT?!

⛳ GOLF?!

Sir...

People around here have been dealing with flooded homes, storm damage and trying to figure out what assistance they're getting, and you done found your way to Illinois because somebody said FORE! 😭

Illinois residents were still assessing damage from the August storms while state officials worked through the process of determining whether to seek broader federal assistance. That comes after the Trump administration denied Illinois federal disaster assistance for destructive 2025 storms, forcing Cook County to establish its own $15 million relief program for affected residents. The White House has disputed accusations that disaster decisions are politically motivated and says requests receive rigorous review.

So understand, I'm not saying Trump personally needs to climb on somebody's roof with a tarp and a Home Depot bucket.

I'm saying...

IF AIR FORCE ONE KNOWS HOW TO FIND MEDINAH COUNTRY CLUB, THAT MF BETTER KNOW HOW TO FIND THE PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP TOO. 😭

You can't have the GPS talking about:

“Storm victims? "Recalculating...

“Golf course?”YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT YOUR DESTINATION. 😂⛳

But HOLD TF ON.

Because apparently America wasn't strange enough.

Over in the Netherlands, health officials have issued a RED ALERT over potentially lethal ecstasy pills...

SHAPED LIKE DONALD TRUMP'S HEAD.

😭😭😭😭😭

I'M DONE.

Not Trump got MERCH IN THE CLUB and he ain't even approve the damn licensing.

The Trimbos Institute says the green and yellow Trump-shaped pills contain a high concentration of PMMA, a dangerous chemical that can take longer to produce effects than MDMA. That delay can cause somebody to take more because they think the first pill isn't working, potentially leading to severe overheating and overdose. Officials are telling people absolutely do not take them. No serious illnesses or deaths linked to the tested pills had been reported when the warning was issued.

And I cannot believe the sentence I'm about to type is legitimate public-health information:

DO NOT EAT DONALD TRUMP'S HEAD.

😭💊🇺🇸

We have reached a place in society where somebody had to put on a lab coat, hold up a little green Trump head and professionally explain:

“Please don't swallow the president.”

WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK?! 😂

And apparently this foolishness isn't even new. German police seized thousands of orange Trump-shaped ecstasy tablets back in 2017. 

So while Trump is getting ready to come to Chicagoland for golf...

Somebody in Europe is looking at a green tablet shaped like his head thinking:

“Should I take this?”

NO, KEVIN.

PUT THE PRESIDENT DOWN.

😭😭😭

And THIS is why this whole thing belongs in KNUCKLEHEAD NEWS.

We've got storm victims trying to rebuild.

Trump's coming to the Chicago area for golf.

And somewhere across the Atlantic, health officials are begging grown-ass people not to POP A TRUMP.

2026...

YOU HAVE LOST YOUR DAMN MIND.

This has been KNUCKLEHEAD NEWS, where unfortunately we don't have to make shit up because REALITY KEEPS CLOCKING IN FOR OVERTIME.

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