A 300-POUND LIONESS AND HER CUB MIGHT BE LOOSE IN INDIANA?! I TOLD Y’ALL LEO SEASON NEVER ENDS! 😂♌️

Baby...

INDIANA.

We need to have a damn meeting.

Because apparently tornadoes, floods, crazy-ass weather and regular everyday foolishness weren't enough for y'all.

NOW WE GOT A LIONESS?!

And not the little MGM lion that roars before the movie starts.

Authorities in Madison County, Indiana, responded after a resident reported seeing what appeared to be a roughly 300-pound lioness with a cub estimated at 100 to 150 pounds roaming around.

But WAIT.

Because this is where the story gets even crazier.

The lioness was reportedly wearing a...

BLUE. DAMN. HARNESS.

🦁💙

EXCUSE ME?!

WHO TF LION IS THIS?!

Because unless lions have started shopping at PetSmart, somebody apparently put that harness on her.

Somebody somewhere might be walking around the house right now hollering:

“Has anybody seen Princess?”

PRINCESS?!

B***H, PRINCESS IS 300 POUNDS AND THE STATE POLICE LOOKING FOR HER! 😭😂

Authorities took the report seriously. Deputies and Indiana State Police searched the area for hours, including using thermal-imaging drones, but they couldn't locate a lioness or cub and have not independently confirmed the original sighting.

Now y'all KNOW Lady Red had to stop right there because...

🦁♌️ I TOLD Y'ALL LEO SEASON NEVER ENDS!

Y'all thought I was playing!

And according to the calendar, Leo season ended August 22.

The Virgos came walking in August 23 like:

♍️ “Okay, Leos. Move. It's our turn now.”

THE HELL IT IS.

😭😂😂😂

Virgos thought they were UP!

Had their little spreadsheets organized.

Pens lined up.

Calendar color-coded.

Everything alphabetized.

“Finally! Leo season is over.”

Meanwhile...

🦁 A WHOLE DAMN LIONESS ALLEGEDLY POPS UP IN INDIANA WITH HER BABY.

BABY, THAT'S A LEO ENCORE.

😂😂😂

I TOLD Y'ALL LEO SEASON NEVER ENDS!

We don't leave.

We just go backstage, change clothes, fluff the mane and...

COME TF BACK OUT.

♌️🦁😂

And before the Virgos start emailing 730 BOOM Radio...

WE LOVE Y'ALL.

But apparently this lioness said:

“I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT THAT CALENDAR SAY. I'M NOT FINISHED.”

😭😂

BUT BACK TO INDIANA...

Police searched for about four hours, and can you imagine THAT radio call?

“Dispatch, we're looking for a lion.”

Dispatch:

“A WHAT?!”

“A lioness. Possibly 300 pounds. Traveling with a cub.”

Dispatch:

“SIR, THIS IS INDIANA.”

😂😂😂

And after all that searching, authorities reportedly encountered...

PIGS.

🐷

NOT LIONS.

PIGS.

😭😭😭

Imagine being one of those pigs just minding your damn business and suddenly state police roll up with thermal drones looking for Simba's mama.

🐷: “WHY Y'ALL LOOKING AT ME?! I DON'T KNOW WHERE MUFASA IS. I'M BACON!”

😂😂😂😂

But here's why we can't completely laugh this one off.

Authorities have not confirmed that the reported animals were actually lions, and the original witness appears to be the source of the sighting. The Indianapolis Zoo also reportedly confirmed that its lions are accounted for.

Which brings us right back to that damn harness.

Because IF there really was a 300-pound lioness roaming Indiana...

WEARING A BLUE HARNESS...

Somebody knows that lion.

And whoever put a harness on a 300-pound lioness?

We don't need to arrest you.

WE NEED TO INTERVIEW YOUR ASS.

Because how does that conversation even go?

“Come here, girl. Let Daddy put your harness on.”

🦁: 👀

ABSOLUTELY TF NOT.

😂😂😂

AND PLEASE DON'T GO LOOKING FOR THE DAMN LION

Authorities have warned people not to approach any animal matching the description.

That means if you look outside and see a 300-pound lioness strolling through the neighborhood...

GET. YOUR. ASS. BACK. IN. THE. HOUSE.

Don't grab your phone and start walking toward it talking about:

📱 “Y'all, I'm live...”

NO TF YOU AIN'T.

You're about to be LIVE FROM INSIDE A LION.

😭😂

Don't say:

“Here kitty kitty...”

Don't try to pet her.

Don't offer her a Vienna sausage.

And please don't decide this is your opportunity to become the neighborhood Steve Irwin.

CALL 911.

Because while Lady Red might be a Leo...

I'M A SYMBOLIC LIONESS.

😂😂😂

I ain't wrestling no damn 300-pound cat to prove my zodiac sign.

But I WILL say one thing...

Virgos?

♍️

We know y'all thought it was finally your time.

We know y'all thought the lions had packed up and gone home.

But apparently somebody forgot to tell Indiana.

🦁♌️

LEO SEASON NEVER ENDS, DAMMIT!

Now somebody find out WHO TF LION THAT IS.

And tell her to take that baby home.

😂😂😂

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