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🚨 BLUEFACE PULLED UP TO HIS PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND’S BABY SHOWER WITH CHRISEAN ROCK... BECAUSE PEACE APPARENTLY MAKES HIM ITCH 😩ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE

Aug 18
4 min read

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At some point, ladies and gentlemen, we have to stop calling this a love triangle.

A triangle has STRUCTURE.

This is a pothole with Wi-Fi. 😭

Because according to reports and viral footage circulating from this weekend, Blueface and Chrisean Rock were together around the festivities surrounding pregnant girlfriend Nevaeh Akira’s baby shower, and hours later, the night reportedly spiraled into confrontations, a street fight and reports of gunfire.

And before we get into anything else:

SIR... THIS WOMAN IS NINE MONTHS PREGNANT.

Can she get ONE DAY?!

One little baby shower?

Some cake?

A couple onesies?

Open a damn stroller in PEACE?!

Apparently not when Blueface is involved.

šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø BECAUSE THIS MESS HAS BEEN BREWING

This isn't even some random ex-girlfriend situation.

Just weeks ago, Blueface publicly admitted that he cheated on pregnant Nevaeh with Chrisean RockĀ after previously telling Nevaeh he wasn't going to cheat.

So after ALL THAT...

Here comes Chrisean around the baby-shower festivities.

BLUEFACE, WHAT EXACTLY WAS THE EXPECTED OUTCOME HERE?!

Everybody hold hands and play baby-shower bingo?

Chrisean help Nevaeh guess the circumference of her belly?

"Girl, I brought you some diapers!"

BE SERIOUS. 😭

šŸ‘€ AND THEN THE NIGHT TOOK A MUCH UGLIER TURN

According to Baller Alert, confrontations surrounding the baby shower eventually spilled into the street. Hip-Hop Vibe reported that Chrisean later fought a woman identified as one of Nevaeh's friends while Blueface was nearby.

There were also reports of gunfire later in the night, although the circumstances surrounding that portion remain murky and I would NOT start assigning blame based on social-media clips alone.

And that's where the funny stops.

Because once we're talking about people fighting in streets and possible gunfire, this ain't entertaining relationship drama anymore.

Somebody can get seriously hurt or killed.

šŸ”“ LADY RED HAS A QUESTION FOR BLUEFACE...

Sir...

DO YOU LIKE PEACE?

Have you ever tried it?

Just woke up one morning, drank some orange juice and didn't create a situation involving three women, two livestreams, somebody's ex, somebody's current girlfriend and the possibility of the police showing up?

Because at this point, Blueface doesn't walk into drama.

HE BRINGS A CARRY-ON. 🧳😭

And I'm not putting everything that happened on him. These are grown adults responsible for their own behavior.

But bringing this particular combustible relationship dynamic anywhere near your heavily pregnant girlfriend's baby shower?

COME ON, BLUE.

You don't throw gasoline around the cookout and then act surprised when somebody smells smoke.

šŸ¤°šŸ¾ AND MY BIGGEST ISSUE IS NEVAEH

Whatever anybody thinks about Nevaeh, Chrisean or their history with Blueface, pregnancy is not the time for this level of chaos.

Nevaeh is reportedly due this month.

A baby shower is supposed to celebrate a mother and the child she's preparing to bring into the world.

Instead, the conversation afterward is about:

Chrisean.

Blueface.

Fighting.

Arguments.

Possible gunfire.

Baby, WHERE IS THE BABY SHOWER?! 😩

The pregnant woman somehow became a supporting character at her own event.

šŸ˜’ AND BLUEFACE... BABY, YOU MIGHT BE THE COMMON DENOMINATOR

Now I'm not diagnosing this man with a damn thing.

But I CAN do elementary-school math.

When every relationship keeps ending up with the same man standing in the middle while everybody around him is fighting...

At some point we have to look at the equation.

Chrisean + Blueface = chaos.

Nevaeh + Blueface = chaos.

Chrisean + Nevaeh + Blueface = BABY, CALL SOMEBODY. 😭

And the craziest part?

Blueface and Chrisean have already given the internet YEARS of public dysfunction.

We've seen enough episodes.

There doesn't need to be another season.

CANCEL THE DAMN SHOW.

ā¤ļø BUT SERIOUSLY...

There are children connected to these adults, including a baby who hasn't even entered the world yet.

That's the part that gets lost when relationship dysfunction becomes internet entertainment.

The fights become clips.

The arguments become memes.

The livestream numbers go up.

Everybody picks a team.

But children don't get to pick teams.

They just inherit whatever environment the adults around them create.

So while I'm going to crack my jokes because some of these decisions are absolutely 730, I'm not cheering for anybody to fight, get arrested, get shot or destroy their life.

I'm rooting for somebody in this situation to finally say:

ENOUGH.

Not for Instagram.

Not for a livestream.

Not for Blueface.

Not for Chrisean.

Not for Nevaeh.

FOR THE KIDS.

Because whatever this is...

It stopped being cute about 47 plot twists ago SIR MAAM

🚨 UPDATE: NEVAEH IS REPORTEDLY IN LABOR

And because apparently this story wasn't already doing enough, Nevaeh is now reportedly in labor, just after a weekend that included her baby shower, Blueface reconnecting with Chrisean Rock and the chaos that followed.

At this point, forget the relationship circus. There is a baby coming.Ā Hopefully Nevaeh has a safe delivery, the baby arrives healthy, and everybody involved can put the foolishness on airplane mode for five damn minutes. ā¤ļø

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