🔥🏆 CHICAGO SPORTS IS ON FIRE! WHITE SOX! BEARS! BLACKHAWKS! FIRE! EVERYBODY WINNING, HEAUX!

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE.

I originally called it a Chicago Sports Trifecta, but apparently Chicago wasn't finished collecting W's. 😂

Because now we have:

⚾ WHITE SOX WIN!🏈 BEARS WIN!🏒 BLACKHAWKS WIN!⚽ CHICAGO FIRE WIN!

FOUR CHICAGO TEAMS. SAME WEEK. ALL WITH W'S.

Chicago sports fans, get obnoxious immediately. 😂🔥

⚾ WHITE SOX GOT THE SOUTH SIDE ACTING UP

The White Sox have been handling postseason business, beating Cleveland 3–0 on October 3 and then 4–3 on October 5 to take a commanding 2–0 ALDS lead.

Do you understand what's happening here?!

The South Side isn't watching October baseball just to have something playing in the background.

THE SOX ARE TRYING TO GO SOMEWHERE.

And when Chicago baseball gets hot in October, you already know folks start digging out jerseys they haven't worn since the Obama administration. 😂

🐻 AND THE BEARS SAID BEAR THE PHUCK DOWN!

Then Sunday, the Bears beat the New York Jets 23–12, improving to 3–1.

Three and ONE?!

Don't tell Chicago fans to calm down.

We're already measuring downtown for the parade. 😭

WE GOIN' TO THE BOWL, HEAUX! 🥣🐻

Is it October?

Yes.

Is the Super Bowl months away?

Yes.

Does that have anything to do with my announcement?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

🏒 BLACKHAWKS JOINED THE PARTY

Then Tuesday night, the Blackhawks beat the St. Louis Blues 4–2 in their home opener.

Another Chicago W.

At this point somebody at City Hall needed to start checking the water because...

WHY IS EVERYBODY WINNING?! 😂

But we weren't finished.

⚽ CHICAGO FIRE SAID DON'T YOU LEAVE US OUT!

The Chicago Fire beat the Vancouver Whitecaps 3–1 Tuesday night at Soldier Field.

THREE TO ONE.

So while we were busy celebrating the Sox, Bears and Blackhawks, the Fire came running into the group picture like:

MOVE OVER. WE WON TOO! 😂🔥

And considering their name is literally the FIRE, having them win during the same week we're yelling CHICAGO ON FIRE is almost too perfect.

💥 LADY RED SAYS...

So let me make sure I've got this right.

WHITE SOX? W.

BEARS? W.

BLACKHAWKS? W.

CHICAGO FIRE? W.

Chicago sports fans have suffered enough over the years that I don't want to hear ONE WORD about us celebrating too hard.

We have earned this.

Don't send me statistics.

Don't send me playoff probabilities.

Don't tell me who everybody plays next.

Don't remind me what happened three seasons ago.

TODAY WE ARE LIVING IN THE W COLUMN. 😂

And now I'm looking at the Chicago Bulls like...

👀

DON'T YOU MESS THIS UP.

The Bulls play Phoenix tonight, October 7, so they have an opportunity to join the party.

Could Chicago really have the:

⚾ White Sox🏈 Bears🏒 Blackhawks⚽ Fire🏀 AND BULLS

all winning in the same stretch?!

If the Bulls handle business, I'm no longer calling this a winning streak.

I'M CALLING A PRIEST BECAUSE SOMETHING HAS SHIFTED IN THE CHICAGO ATMOSPHERE. 😭🔥

For right now, though:

WHITE SOX WIN!

BEARS WIN!

BLACKHAWKS WIN!

CHICAGO FIRE WIN!

CHICAGO ON FIRE, HEAUX!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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