🍦 SNOOP DOGG WILL PAY SOMEBODY $10,000 A MONTH TO EAT ICE CREAM... BUT DAZ STILL ASKING ABOUT HIS MONEY?! 😭

Baby, Snoop Dogg has officially created the kind of job that would've had me reconsidering every career decision I've ever made.

Snoop's ice cream company, Dr. Bombay, is hiring an International Ice Cream Taster.

Yes.

That's the job.

EAT. ICE. CREAM. 🍦😂

And they're paying $10,000 A MONTH.

Now before everybody starts screaming “$120,000 A YEAR TO EAT ICE CREAM!”, there's one important detail: the actual position is currently advertised as a three-month independent-contractor gig, paying $10,000 per month for a total of $30,000. The $120,000 figure is the annualized rate, not the amount this particular three-month contract promises.

See, 730 Boom read the WHOLE job posting.

Because I'm not about to have y'all quitting jobs and buying waffle cones based on the headline. 😭

🍨 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO?

This isn't just sitting on your couch destroying a pint of cookies and cream while watching Netflix.

Dr. Bombay wants somebody who can travel, taste frozen desserts, discover unusual flavors and food trends, report those discoveries back to the company, create social-media-friendly content and help develop ideas for future Dr. Bombay flavors and campaigns.

In other words:

SNOOP NEEDS A PROFESSIONAL SNACKER.

Sir.

I HAVE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS POSITION MY ENTIRE LIFE. 😭🍦

They're looking for somebody who's adventurous, plugged into food culture, comfortable with social media and able to turn a scoop of ice cream into a story.

Creators, foodies, marketers, students, entrepreneurs, journalists and chefs are specifically encouraged to apply.

WAIT.

JOURNALISTS?!

Lady Red may have just found a second job. 😂

🌎 AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN CALIFORNIA

Here's where it gets even better.

Applications are open worldwide.

Applicants must speak English, have a valid passport and be available for the three-month assignment. The position is being hired and paid through global employment platform Deel.

The official application asks about things including your ice cream habits, food interests and social-media presence.

Basically, for once in your life somebody may ask:

“How much ice cream do you eat every week?”

And “TOO DAMN MUCH” might actually move your résumé to the top of the pile. 😭

💰 BUT WAIT A DAMN MINUTE, SNOOP...

Now y'all KNOW I couldn't read $10,000 A MONTH without immediately thinking about Cousin Daz.

Because while Snoop is looking for somebody to travel around eating Rocky Road for ten racks a month...

Daz Dillinger has been publicly arguing about MONEY. 👀

Daz has accused his cousin of issues involving unpaid royalties, ownership interests and Death Row Records business dealings. Those are Daz's allegations, and Snoop has disputed the idea that he's improperly withholding money.

Snoop's response earlier this year was basically:

My books are straight. If you think I'm wrong, take me to court.

He has argued that he's given people opportunities and said anyone questioning the finances should seek an audit or pursue the matter legally.

So let me make sure I've got this right...

🍦 Taste ice cream: $10,000 a month.

🎤 Be Snoop's cousin and longtime musical collaborator: currently arguing publicly about royalties.

DAZ IS SOMEWHERE THROWING A SCOOP OF BUTTER PECAN ACROSS THE DAMN ROOM. 😭😭😭

Now, I'm joking, but let's keep the facts straight: we cannot say Snoop “won't pay Daz” as an established fact. Daz says he's owed money and has made serious allegations about royalties and ownership. Snoop disputes those claims.

But the TIMING?

Baby...

THE TIMING IS COMEDY. 😂

🍦 SO HOW DO YOU APPLY?

The official application is available through Deel's Dr. Bombay hiring page:

Apply to be Snoop Dogg's International Ice Cream Taster

And apparently the internet smelled that $10,000 before the vanilla because the application page currently says they've received so many applications that the site is experiencing temporary problems. 

OF COURSE IT IS.

You tell people they can make ten grand eating ice cream and suddenly everybody got:

“Extensive frozen dairy experience.”

Girl, you ate a Klondike bar yesterday.

SIT DOWN. 😭🍦

But if you're serious, get that passport ready, brush up on your food trends and apply.

And Snoop...

Since you're passing out ten racks a month for taste buds...

MAYBE SEND COUSIN DAZ A COUPON FOR A FREE SCOOP WHILE Y'ALL WORK THEM ROYALTIES OUT SIR. 😭😂🍦

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