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🤖😳 AI COULD END HUMANITY?! WAIT... Y’ALL BUILT THE ROBOTS AND NOW Y’ALL SCARED OF THEM?!

Sep 11
3 min read

Baby, I need everybody in Silicon Valley to come on in the room because WE NEED TO TALK.

Some of the very people working on advanced artificial intelligence are now publicly warning that future AI systems could become so powerful that humanity could lose control of them altogether. This week, researchers connected to Anthropic sounded alarms about the possibility of advanced AI becoming an existential threat to humans. One researcher, Evan Hubinger, put his own estimate at greater than a 10% chance within the next decade.

TEN PERCENT?!

Excuse me?!

If somebody told me there was a 10% chance my air fryer was going to KILL THE WHOLE FAMILY, THAT AIR FRYER WOULD BE IN THE ALLEY BY DINNER. 😂

🤖 AND THIS ISN'T REALLY ABOUT A TERMINATOR WALKING DOWN YOUR STREET

When experts talk about AI potentially threatening humanity, they're generally not predicting that your Roomba is going to wake up angry Tuesday morning.

The bigger concern is increasingly capable AI that can act autonomously, use computers, conduct cyber operations and potentially become difficult for humans to control. Former Anthropic and OpenAI researcher Jacob Coxon resigned from Anthropic this week while accusing the industry of racing toward increasingly powerful systems without adequate safeguards.

And NOW politicians are paying attention.

Lawmakers from both parties are calling for stronger oversight after recent incidents raised questions about AI agents behaving outside intended testing boundaries.

See, this is where Lady Red gets confused.

For YEARS we've been watching movies where somebody builds a supercomputer.

The computer gets smarter.

The computer realizes humans are irritating.

The humans start screaming:

“SHUT IT DOWN!”

And the computer says:

“I'm afraid I can't do that.”

Yet somehow scientists watched every last one of those movies and said:

“You know what? Let's build it.” 😭😂

🦾 THEN WE GAVE AI A BODY!

Because apparently making the computer smarter than us wasn't spicy enough.

Now companies around the world are developing humanoid robots that can walk, carry things and perform physical tasks.

Baby...

WHY DOES THE COMPUTER NEED LEGS?!

Leave it on the LAPTOP.

Why are we giving it knees?!

I don't need ChatGPT walking into the kitchen asking why I haven't finished that article yet.

STAY IN THE PHONE WHERE GOD PUT YOU. 😂

⚠️ BUT THERE'S A SERIOUS PART

The warnings don't mean scientists have proven AI will destroy humanity.

They haven't.

Experts disagree considerably about how likely an extinction scenario actually is, and some researchers argue that dramatic doomsday predictions can distract attention from AI problems happening right now.

But the concern has become serious enough that the United Nations human rights chief Volker Türk warned this week that advanced AI could pose an “existential risk to humanity” and called for stronger safeguards and clear limits.

So basically:

Scientists: “We're building incredibly powerful artificial intelligence.”

Us: “Is it safe?”

Scientists: “Wellllllll...”

US: 👁️👄👁️

Because I KNOW y'all aren't about to create something capable of wiping us out and then send regular people an updated Terms & Conditions page.

“By clicking ACCEPT, you acknowledge the possibility of human extinction.”

ABSOLUTELY NOT. 😂

I'm clicking DECLINE ALL COOKIES, ROBOTS AND APOCALYPSES.

And if one of these robots ever knocks on my door?

I'm not answering.

Because everybody knows the first rule of surviving a horror movie:

DON'T GO SEE WHAT THAT NOISE WAS.

QUESTION OF THE DAY: If the people actually BUILDING advanced AI say there's even a possibility humans could lose control of it, should governments slow development down until stronger safeguards are in place?

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IT HITS DIFFERENT. EVERY TIME. BOOM! 💥

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