🏀 BULLS FEST 2026 IS COMING BACK TO THE UNITED CENTER

CHICAGO, THEY DONE GAVE Y'ALL SOMETHING TO DO WITH THESE KIDS. ACT ACCORDINGLY. 😂

Listen, because every summer we hear the same thing:

“It's nothing to do!”

Well, now I'm finna need y'all to retire that sentence for at least ONE weekend. 😂

Bulls Fest 2026 is coming back to the United Center Saturday, August 22 and Sunday, August 23, and the Bulls are basically turning the place into basketball summer camp on steroids. The official lineup includes a 3-on-3 basketball tournament, Youth Hoops clinics, special appearances, a slam-dunk contest, a three-point contest and other activities for the family.

And before somebody's mama asks:

“Okay, Lady Red... but how much is it?”

😂😂😂

According to the Bulls, information on free tickets for general Bulls Fest entry is being released through the event site. Just understand that some of the organized activities cost money. For example, the Youth Hoops clinics are $10, while registration for the 3-on-3 tournament is separate and costs more.

🏀 WAIT... THEY GOT A WHOLE 3-ON-3 TOURNAMENT?!

Yep.

And don't start talking about what you used to do at the park in 1997.

“Man, if my knee wasn't bad...”

Sir.

Your knee has been bad since Obama was in office. 😭

The tournament has divisions for men, women and youth ages 8 and older, with select co-ed brackets available too.

So if you've got a little baller at home who swears they're the next NBA superstar because they scored 38 points on NBA 2K, here's your opportunity to introduce them to something called...

DEFENSE. 😂

🏀 AND THE LITTLE ONES CAN GET IN ON IT TOO

The Bulls are also offering Youth Hoops clinics for kids ages 3 through 17 to learn basketball fundamentals and have some fun.

Three years old?!

Baby, if that toddler can dribble without falling over, PUT THAT CHILD IN THE PROGRAM. 😂

There will also be a slam-dunk contest Saturday and a three-point shooting contest Sunday.

And yes, I already know somebody's 47-year-old uncle is reading “three-point contest” thinking:

“I still got it.”

No you don't, Pookie.

But I support you finding out publicly. 😭🏀

🚗 AND LOOK AT GOD... PARKING!

The Bulls say free guest parking will be available in United Center Lot D, while Bulls Fest itself takes place in Lot C at 1901 W. Madison Street.

FREE PARKING?!

IN CHICAGO?!

Now THAT might be the biggest story in this entire article. 😂

So there you have it.

BULLS FEST 2026📅 Saturday, August 22 & Sunday, August 23📍 United Center, 1901 W. Madison St., Chicago🏀 3-on-3 basketball🏀 Youth clinics🏀 Dunk contest🏀 Three-point contest🏀 Family activities🚗 Free guest parking in Lot D

So grab the kids, grab your basketball people, and go enjoy Chicago while the weather still allows us to leave the house without putting on seven layers.

Because January is coming.

And January don't give a DAMN about Bulls Fest. 😭😂

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