😂 DRAKE REALLY LET A WOMAN MAKE HIM BARK ON STREAM

Now Aubrey.

AUBREY DRAKE GRAHAM.

Sir.

You have Grammys. You have millions. You have mansions. You have been one of the biggest rappers in the world for damn near two decades.

And somehow...

WE HAVE ARRIVED AT BARKING. 🐶😭

A clip from Drake's recent livestream dating-show appearance went viral after a goth influencer Lin Lamar better known as Pinkchyuwu caught his attention and Drake actually barked for her on camera. The clip spread quickly across social media, where people immediately began roasting the rapper and, naturally, critiquing the quality of the bark.

BABY.

Not For All the Dogs becoming FOR REAL, ALL THE DOGS. 😭😂

Because when Drake named that album, I thought we were speaking FIGURATIVELY.

Apparently Aubrey said:

“Nah. I'm committed to the brand.”

🐕 WOOF.

VIDEO: Drake during a livestream interaction with Lin Lamar, better known as Pinkchyu. Courtesy/Source: [@pinkchyuwu].

And the internet?

Chile, they didn't even give that man time to get his paws back on the ground.

One of the biggest recurring jokes was that the bark itself wasn't even impressive. People were comparing it to a Chihuahua, while others said DMX would have been disappointed with the performance.

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE.

So not only did this grown man bark...

Y'ALL GAVE THE BARK A BAD REVIEW?!

😭😭😭

That's cold.

Imagine being DRAKE and waking up to find out the internet has given your barking technique two stars on Yelp.

⭐️⭐️

"Bark lacked conviction. Would not recommend."

😂😂😂

And here's what is taking me OUT.

This woman apparently got the bark and then hit him with the ultimate reward:

“Good boy.”

MA'AM!!!!

You cannot do that to somebody who has Hotline Bling money! 😭

At that point, somebody at OVO needed to unplug the router.

Because this is no longer a livestream.

THIS IS PETSMART AFTER DARK.

And you already KNOW the Kendrick Lamar jokes came running through the door without knocking. Social-media commenters immediately dragged their old rap beef into it, because apparently Drake cannot even make a canine noise in peace anymore.

Listen...

I'm not judging anybody's flirting technique.

Some men buy flowers.

Some send a drink.

Some slide into the DMs.

Apparently Drake said:

“ARF ARF.”

😂😂😂😂

And judging by the attention the clip got...

Hell, maybe WE'VE been flirting wrong.

But Aubrey, sweetheart, the next time somebody tells you to bark on the internet...

Look directly into that camera.

Remember you are DRAKE.

Remember your catalog.

Remember your bank account.

Remember your legacy.

And politely say:

“Ma'am, I have people who bark for me.” 😭😂

ME: ALEXA CUE LEON THOMAS MUTT 😭😭😭

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