🤦🏾‍♀️ KNUCKLEHEAD NEWS: INDIA LOVE SAYS SHE DOESN’T POOP BECAUSE SHE’S A “LADY”... GIRL, WHAT?!

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🚨 KNUCKLEHEAD ALERT!

📍Califonia Baby, come get your people.

Because apparently in the year 2026, we have reached the point where I have to explain on the radio that...

WOMEN POOP.

There.

I said it.

Ladies poop.

Beyoncé probably poops.

Michelle Obama probably poops.

Your mama poops.

Your grandmama pooped.

Your kindergarten teacher pooped.

And yes, LADY RED POOPS.

Because that's what happens when you have a functioning HUMAN BODY. 😂

But social media personality India Love has the internet scratching its collective head after a clip circulated of her talking to a friend and claiming she doesn't poop.

Why?

Because...

SHE'S A LADY.

Ma'am.

WHAT?! 😭😂

In the circulating clip, India says she doesn't poop “at all,” adding, “I'm a lady. I throw it up.” 

Girl...

THROWING UP AIN'T THE LADY VERSION OF POOPING!

WHO TAUGHT YOU ANATOMY?!

Was your biology teacher a bottle of Pepto-Bismol?!

Because something has gone terribly wrong here. 😂

🤔 INDIA... WHERE DO YOU THINK THE FOOD GOES?!

Let's walk through this slowly.

You eat the taco.

🌮

The taco enters your digestive system.

The taco does NOT approach a little intersection in your stomach where one sign says:

MEN & REGULAR PEOPLE ➡️

and the other says:

LADIES ⬆️

😂😂😂

Your digestive system does not care how cute you are.

It doesn't care about your followers.

It doesn't care about your lashes.

It doesn't care whether your edges are laid.

And your colon has NEVER looked at anybody and said:

“EXCUSE ME, QUEEN. YOU'RE TOO FEMININE FOR THIS.”

😭😭😭

🚨 BUT HERE'S WHERE THE JOKE STOPS FOR A SECOND

Now, India may have been joking, exaggerating or just saying something outrageous for the camera. We don't know from one clip whether she literally does what she described.

But if she was being serious about intentionally vomiting food instead of allowing her body to digest it normally, that isn't a cute lady trick.

Repeated intentional vomiting can be dangerous and is associated with serious health problems. So we're not diagnosing India Love based on a viral clip, but we're also not going to tell young women watching this that throwing up after eating is somehow feminine or glamorous.

Okay.

Public-service announcement complete.

NOW BACK TO THE FOOLISHNESS.

🔴 LADY RED SAYS...

India.

Baby.

Come here.

I have questions.

First:

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN FIGHTING YOUR OWN INTESTINES?!

Second:

What happens after Thanksgiving?!

You telling me you eat turkey, dressing, macaroni, greens, sweet potatoes and peach cobbler and then your stomach says:

“SHE'S A LADY, BOYS! SEND IT BACK UP!”

😭😂😂😂

NO MA'AM.

And can we PLEASE stop pretending women don't have normal bodily functions?

Women sweat.

Women fart.

Women burp.

Women wake up with funky breath.

Women get diarrhea.

Sometimes you cute.

Sometimes you're sitting on the toilet fighting for your damn LIFE.

BOTH CAN BE TRUE. 😂

Being feminine does not mean your digestive tract clocks out.

Your colon doesn't know you have on lip gloss.

And being pretty does NOT come with an exemption from the bathroom.

So India Love, if you were joking?

Baby...

YOU GOT US. 😂

But if you were serious?

Please talk to a doctor, because your body has been trying to tell you something and apparently you've been hitting DECLINE CALL.

📵😂

And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is today's...

🚨 KNUCKLEHEAD NEWS!

Because apparently we now have to remind grown people:

EVERYBODY POOPS.

Yes, girl.

EVEN YOU. 🚽😂

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