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🚨 LADY RED: ā€œPROJECT 2025 WASN’T REAL,ā€ HUH? WELL SOMEBODY BETTER TELL PROJECT 2025 BECAUSE IT’S BUSY AS HELL

  • Writer: 730 BOOM Newsroom
    730 BOOM Newsroom
  • Aug 24
  • 3 min read

Now I need everybody who spent 2024 hollering:

ā€œPROJECT 2025 AIN’T REAL!ā€

ā€œY’ALL JUST TRYING TO SCARE PEOPLE!ā€

ā€œTRUMP SAID HE DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!ā€

to come on down to the front of the class.

Don’t be shy now.

Because I have something I would like to say to you.

EF-YOU-SEE-KAY YOU.

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Yes, I spelled it.

This is radio. We have rules.

Because apparently this imaginary little document has been BUSY.

A new Baller Alert analysis reports that one tracker covering 321 Project 2025 objectives across 34 federal agenciesĀ lists 141 as completed and another 70 underway.

Do the math.

That means roughly two-thirds are either DONE or IN MOTION.Ā 

BUT WAIT... I THOUGHT IT WASN’T REAL?!

What happened?!

Did the imaginary Project 2025 wake up, put on some pants, grab a government badge and report to work?!

Because this thing got better attendance than half the people at my old jobs.

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And Baller Alert isn't relying on just one measurement. Another tracker from the Center for Progressive Reform and Governing for Impact uses a different methodology, following 532 recommended executive actions, and reported 283 had been initiated or completed during the administration's first 12 months.Ā 

Even the Heritage Foundation, the conservative organization behind Project 2025, said in June that the administration had implemented 53% of its proposals.Ā 

SO WHO EXACTLY ARE WE ARGUING WITH NOW?!

Because y'all told us Project 2025 was propaganda.

Meanwhile Project 2025 apparently said:

ā€œDon't mind them. Keep working.ā€

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And before somebody jumps in my comments screaming, ā€œBUT TRUMP SAID HE DIDN'T WRITE IT!ā€

Correct.

During the 2024 campaign, Trump repeatedly distanced himself from Project 2025 and said he hadn't read it and didn't know who was behind it. But Project 2025 was produced by the Heritage Foundation with contributions from people who later took positions in his administration.

And THAT is where Lady Red starts squinting.

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Because Russell Vought, one of Project 2025's architects, became Trump's Office of Management and Budget director.

Brendan Carr, who authored Project 2025's FCC chapter, became FCC chairman.

Peter Navarro, who contributed to its trade agenda, returned as a top trade adviser.

BABY.

At some point, coincidence needs to start paying RENT.

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AND WHAT HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED?

This isn't just somebody checking boxes because Trump sneezed and Project 2025 had a paragraph about Kleenex.

The Baller Alert review points to actions involving SNAP, federal workers, environmental regulations, reproductive policy, USAID and federal agency restructuringĀ that trackers connect to recommendations in the blueprint. Some other proposals remain incomplete, particularly measures that require congressional action rather than something the executive branch can accomplish on its own.

And THAT distinction matters.

Because saying ā€œtwo-thirds is finishedā€Ā would be misleading.

The claim is that roughly two-thirds of the objectives in one tracker are either completed OR underway.

There's a difference.

We can clown all day, but we're gonna clown with the CORRECT RECEIPTS. 🧾

šŸ”“ LADY RED SAYS...

Whether you support Trump, hate Trump, voted Republican, Democrat, independent, wrote in your cousin Pookie or stayed home eating tacos...

I don't care.

This part isn't about who you voted for.

It's about paying attention to what your government is actually DOING.

Because some of y'all treated Project 2025 like Bigfoot.

ā€œAIN'T NO PROJECT 2025!ā€

Meanwhile Project 2025 apparently been in Washington with a laptop, government Wi-Fi and a damn employee badge.

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And the craziest part?

A substantial chunk of what's left includes proposals requiring Congress, which means the political makeup of Congress matters enormously for what can happen next.

So to everybody who told folks they were stupid, paranoid, dramatic or fearmongering for paying attention to Project 2025:

I ain't asking for an apology.

I'm just gonna slide these receipts across the table...

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...and spell this one more time:

EF. YOU. SEE. KAY.

YOU.

Now carry on.

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