🚨 KNUCKLEHEAD NEWS: THE “BUTT-SNIFFING BANDIT” IS ALLEGEDLY BACK... AGAIN?! 👃🏾🍑

GLENDALE, CALIFORNIA — Y’all, I regret to inform you that apparently NOSE CONTROL IS STILL NOT A THING.

Calese Carron Crowder, 39, the registered sex offender who has picked up the internet nickname “Butt-Sniffing Bandit,” has reportedly been arrested again after police received reports of suspicious behavior at two stores in Glendale, California.

And when I say “suspicious behavior,” I don't mean stealing a pack of steaks or switching price tags.

Police say the man was allegedly crouching down near women and attempting to SNIFF THEM.

Sir.

SIR.

Your nose is not a private investigator. 👃🏾🕵🏾‍♀️

According to reports, Glendale police received calls on August 28 involving incidents at a grocery store and a Marshalls. Officers reviewed surveillance footage, identified Crowder as the suspect and later arrested him on suspicion of violating his parole. He was reportedly being held without bail pending further proceedings. Prosecutors are expected to consider whether additional criminal charges should be filed.

AND THIS AIN'T HIS FIRST TRIP TO THE BUTT BUFFET 😩

Police say Crowder has a history of similar arrests going back to 2021.

In July 2025, he was arrested following an incident at a Nordstrom Rack where police alleged he followed a woman, crouched near her and engaged in inappropriate sniffing behavior.

Then less than a month later?

WALGREENS.

Another woman.

Another alleged sniff.

Another arrest.

Baby, at this point Febreze needs to file a restraining order.

What are we doing?!

You done turned the women's department into Bath & Body WORKS YOUR NERVES.

Imagine you're minding your business looking at a clearance rack and suddenly hear:

SNIFF. SNIFF.

MA'AM, ABANDON THE CART. 🛒💨

And apparently previous jail time and parole violations haven't ended this bizarre saga. Reports say Crowder received jail sentences for parole violations in December 2025 and again in April 2026.

Now, because we believe in accuracy around here: these latest allegations are allegations, not a new conviction. His latest reported arrest was on suspicion of a parole violation, and authorities were still considering possible additional charges.

But I have one question for the congregation:

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO GET ARRESTED BEFORE YOU LEAVE PEOPLE'S ASSES ALONE?!

Sir, buy a candle.

Smell some flowers.

Walk through the perfume department.

Go sniff a damn pumpkin spice latte.

JUST GET OFF THE FLOOR AT MARSHALLS.

🏆 KNUCKLEHEAD OF THE DAY: The alleged Butt-Sniffing Bandit, because apparently keeping your nose to yourself is now an advanced life skill.

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