PENN STATE COCAINE RING?! SOMEBODY CUE THE POWER THEME SONG! 😩🎓❄️

📍Pennsylvania, PA Please step foward they belong to you. Knuckleheads!!

Baby... WHAT in the Tariq St. Patrick School of Higher Learning was allegedly going on at Penn State?!

Authorities have charged 14 people, including 13 current or former Penn State students and one student's father, in connection with an alleged cocaine-trafficking operation tied to fraternity houses.

And before we go any further...

🎶 SOMEBODY CUE THE POWER THEME SONG! 🎶

Because I KNOW y'all remember Tariq and Brayden running Course Correct at Stansfield University on Power Book II: Ghost.

The little college app that was SUPPOSED to be helping students academically...

But baby, the extracurricular activities were EXTRA extracurricular. 😭😂

Now prosecutors are describing allegations at Penn State that sound like somebody watched Power and forgot it was supposed to be ENTERTAINMENT.

❄️ THE ALLEGED OPERATION

Authorities say the cocaine was allegedly brought in from New York and Philadelphia, then cut, packaged and distributed primarily to other Penn State students.

The investigation has been connected to Sigma Chi and Delta Upsilon fraternity houses, with authorities alleging the operation took place during 2023 and 2024.

Sir...

Your mama thought you were at the library.

YOU WAS ALLEGEDLY IN DISTRIBUTION?! 😩

What was the major?

Business Administration with a minor in Mind Your Damn Business? 😂

😳 AND THEY ALLEGEDLY HAD THE PLEDGES WORKING?!

Now THIS part took me out.

Authorities allege some fraternity pledges were made to help cut and package cocaine.

HUH?! CUTTTTTITOUT!!!

Baby, I thought pledging meant learning Greek letters, cleaning something you didn't dirty and doing entirely too much just to eventually wear a jacket.

Imagine showing up thinking:

“I'm about to become a fraternity brother!” 🥹

And somebody slides something across the table talking about:

“Before you cross, we need you to handle this.”

EXCUSE ME?!

Is this Sigma Chi or Season 5 of Power?! 😭😂

🎬 GHOST?! TOMMY?! TASHA?! COME GET THESE CHILDREN!

Because somewhere Ghost is furious, Tommy wants to know who the supplier is, Tasha is already figuring out how to clean the money, and Tariq is sitting in the corner thinking:

“Y'all doing WAY too much.” 😭

And Brayden...

Well...

Brayden probably already knows somebody at the fraternity. 😂

Because this whole alleged operation is giving:

COURSE CORRECT: PENN STATE EDITION 🎓❄️

On Power Book II: Ghost, Tariq and Brayden used Course Correct, an academic tutoring app, as cover for their campus drug operation.

Now we have real-life prosecutors alleging college students were involved in cocaine distribution through fraternity houses.

Baby, fiction and reality are standing entirely too close together.

MOVE APART. 😩

💰 WAIT... SOMEBODY'S DADDY GOT CHARGED TOO?!

Because apparently this story needed ONE MORE character.

Authorities also charged the father of one of the defendants, accusing him of attempting to conceal drugs and money connected to the investigation. He faces an evidence-tampering charge.

Sir.

When your child calls from college saying:

“Dad, I need your help...”

The acceptable responses include:

“Need some money?”

“Car broke down?”

“You need me to come get you?”

What you allegedly DO NOT want is your name somehow ending up in the SAME COURT DOCUMENTS. 😭

Baby, parenting does not mean:

“Ride or die all the way to arraignment.”

📚 AND THE ALLEGED RINGLEADER STUDIED WHAT?!

Former Penn State student Agostino Abbatiello has been identified by authorities as one of the alleged leaders of the operation.

After initially missing a court appearance, he later surrendered to authorities.

And according to reports, Abbatiello studied...

🥁🥁🥁

ACCOUNTING.

AND reportedly made the Dean's List.

😐

Well.

Apparently somebody understood inventory.

Accounts payable.

Accounts receivable.

Profit and loss.

Supply and...

NOPE. I'M NOT FINISHING THAT SENTENCE. 😭😂

Sir, when the accounting professor said they wanted you to get some real-world business experience, I don't believe this is what they had in mind.

🎓 PENN STATE SAID ABSOLUTELY NOT

Penn State has condemned the alleged conduct and says it is cooperating with authorities.

Delta Upsilon has reportedly been placed on interim suspension, while Penn State says Sigma Chi is no longer recognized by the university.

And because this is a real criminal case, here's the important part:

⚖️ These are allegations.

The people charged are presumed innocent unless and until prosecutors prove otherwise in court.

Lady Red can crack jokes about the circumstances...

The jury handles the guilty part. 👀

🔴 LADY RED SAYS...

Baby, parents are dropping their children off at college saying:

🥹 “Make us proud!”

Four years later the phone rings...

“Mama, I got some news.”

“YOU GRADUATED?!” 🎓

“Not exactly...”

“YOU MADE THE DEAN'S LIST?!”

“Well... about that...”

“THEN WHY IS THERE A LAWYER ON THIS CALL?!” 😭😂😂😂

Somebody cue the Power theme because this whole alleged situation sounds like somebody ordered Tariq and Brayden from Temu.

You were supposed to be graduating from Penn State.

Not finishing in the state Penn 🎶"Oh You a moooslim now" in my tupac voice. You going to join something in the joint but it won't be a frat Sir/Maam😩

👀 730 BOOM FAMILY, WE GOTTA KNOW...

And be honest...

What's the FIRST sentence coming out of your mouth when you see your child?! 😂👇🏾

Because I already know somebody's mama is starting with:

“AFTER ALL THAT DAMN TUITION I PAID?!” 😭💸

730 BOOM FAMILY, SOUND OFF BELOW! 💥

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