🤦🏾‍♀️🚨 KNUCKLEHEAD NEWS: FAKE COP PULLS OVER A TESLA... THEN CALLS THE REAL POLICE ON HIMSELF!

PHOENIX, ARIZONA — BOOM family, every once in a while a Knucklehead News story arrives completely assembled. I don't have to add seasoning. I don't have to exaggerate. I don't even have to ask the Lord for material.

Because according to Arizona authorities, a man allegedly pretended to be a police officer, pulled over a Tesla and then CALLED THE REAL POLICE TO COME HELP HIM.

Sir.

YOU ORDERED YOUR OWN ARREST. 😭🚔

🚨 LET'S START AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS FOOLERY

Arizona Department of Public Safety says this happened at approximately 8:29 a.m. Thursday, September 17, on southbound Interstate 17 near Dove Valley Road, around mileposts 221 to 223 in north Phoenix.

Authorities say 60-year-old Scott Carl Millage of Cave Creek was driving an older-model silver/gray Chevrolet 2500-style pickup truck equipped with red and blue emergency-style lights mounted on the dashboard.

And apparently somebody woke up that morning and said:

“You know what? Today I am THE LAW.”

Sir, no the hell you are not. 😂

Investigators say Millage used the truck to pull over a silver Tesla carrying an adult man and woman.

According to local reporting citing arrest documents, the people inside the Tesla believed they had been stopped by an actual police officer. They told investigators the man allegedly demanded their work badges and photographed them. 

Baby, he had props.

Lights.

A truck.

Questions.

Apparently an entire imaginary police department operating out of a Chevrolet.

📞 AND THEN HE CALLED FOR BACKUP!

Now THIS is where Scott allegedly secured his Knucklehead News nomination.

Arizona DPS says the person who called authorities to report the traffic stop was the same man conducting the traffic stop.

He stayed there.

Kept talking to dispatchers.

And waited for the real troopers to arrive.

😂😂😂😂

BOOM FAMILY!

Imagine allegedly impersonating the police and then calling:

“Hello, police? Yes, I need the police.”

Police: Where are you?

“Right here impersonating the police.”

SIRRRRRRR.

That's not backup.

THAT'S PICKUP.

As in: Come pick my ass up and take me to jail. 😭

👮🏾‍♂️ THE REAL POLICE ARRIVE... AND THERE'S A LITTLE PROBLEM

Troopers arrived and started talking to everybody.

That's when authorities say they determined Millage had no law-enforcement authority and wasn't affiliated with a law-enforcement agency. 

So imagine his face when the conversation went from:

“Officers, let me tell you what THEY did...”

to:

“Sir, turn around and put your hands behind your back.”

😂😂😂

According to AZ Family, Millage allegedly told troopers that he believed the Tesla had been speeding and running red lights and that he feared somebody could get killed.

He reportedly claimed he got the Tesla to stop by flashing his headlights and motioning to the driver. But investigators reviewed video recorded by the Tesla, which they say showed red and blue flashing lights on Millage's truck.

Now listen.

If you think somebody is driving dangerously, you know what you do?

CALL THE POLICE.

You do NOT become Deputy Dawg because Amazon delivered some red-and-blue lights.

🚔 AND THESE AREN'T LITTLE “MY BAD” CHARGES

Millage was arrested. AZ Family reports he faces allegations of impersonating a peace officer, unlawful imprisonment and kidnapping. 

FOX 10 Phoenix reports he was being held on $25,000 bond, and a court official referenced an extensive prior criminal history during his appearance. The charges remain allegations unless proven in court.

And Arizona DPS says it is concerned this may not have been the only traffic stop involving the man or a similarly equipped truck.

They're asking anyone who believes they were stopped by the vehicle or driver to contact 1-877-4AZ-TIPS.

🏆 LADY RED'S KNUCKLEHEAD VERDICT

Let me make sure I've got this right.

You allegedly got yourself some flashing lights.

Turned your Chevy into Temu Highway Patrol.

Pulled over a Tesla.

Started asking people for credentials.

Then called the ACTUAL POLICE...

waited for them...

and got arrested when they arrived?!

😂😂😂

Sir, you didn't get caught.

YOU MADE A RESERVATION.

You RSVP'd to your own arrest.

You basically called law enforcement and said:

“Table for one, please. Name under Knucklehead.”

And THAT, BOOM family, is why Scott Carl Millage earns today's KNUCKLEHEAD NEWS crown. 👑

Because some people run from the police.

Some people hide from the police.

This man allegedly called the police and waited patiently for his own plot twist.

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